jebbler:

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE BEIFONG

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pluralfloral:

read the small print, so important

pluralfloral:

read the small print, so important

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carbonxribs:

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

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spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

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127-lbs:

the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

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nionkitty:

ultrafacts:

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I’ve had lethologica for the word lethologica before… If that isn’t irony, I don’t know what is.

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silversongalchemist:

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holy-crap-davesprite:

briannahuber:

consulting-meerkat:

salmon-dean-in-the-impala:

jemeryenner:

WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT.

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I read to all the comments first to build up suspense. Still didn’t prepare me. 

OH MY GOD

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IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.  MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!

*smashes reblog button*

*dies*

i’ve reblogged this so many times. 

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

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OH MY GODLY GOODIE GOODNESS!!!
Just…GREAT GOOGELY MOOGELY!!!
This is the greatest mashup of all mashups!!!!

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baby-mandyy:

ru-debega:

theserif:

tort-time:

littlefootdoesstuff:

cyberalpaca:

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 
Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

wait, i can’t tell if this is actually about turtles…or people

baby-mandyy:

ru-debega:

theserif:

tort-time:

littlefootdoesstuff:

cyberalpaca:

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 

Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

wait, i can’t tell if this is actually about turtles…or people

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